Bad music can be good

Wow, I just managed to expunge "Boogie Wonderland" from my sub-conscious and then I get called out on my vacation music selections... damn!

I suppose the whole point of vacation is to do things that you don't normally, so I chose a lot of really bad music for our trip to St Bart's. During that time, I developed a special affinity for Earth, Wind, and Fire. Was it the rum punch, or was that EW&F song really GOOD?

Other revelations:

No band makes up for bad lyrics with good production values quite like Chic. I mean, "Music never lets you down, Puts a smile on your face and it turns me in place"??? Ugh. But it sounded good in St Bart's.

Songs by Styx have aged about as well as an opened bottle of Kraft Thousand Island dressing left in a file drawer for a few months. I'll nominate Mr Roboto as a contender with "We built this city" for worst pop song of all time. Playing Styx songs nearly got me voted off the island. Literally.

Go ahead, try and find a song by KC and the Sunshine Band that does not use the word "boogie." I dare you.

Beware those who know too many Def Leppard lyrics by heart. When our friend (and euchre champion) Sandy launched into "Animal", we learned something powerful and dark about her!

Van Halen wins the "Ted Nugent Sensitivity Award" for the respectful lyrics towards women in "I can't wait to feel your love tonight." I'm not sure this one sounded too good in St Barts, but I'm pretty certain that it did in 8th grade.

D.M.S.R. ... Dinner, Moke, Smashball, Rum. That pretty much sums it all up.